David Bernat“Tutorial: How To Walk II”Wife: *chuckles* You should clarify who you are writing to — Bernat: *chuckles* If you cannot figure out why this is funny — Harris…1h ago1h ago
David Bernat“*scratches head* Um. Wut.”Bernat: *confused* Wife: You do not actually need me for this one. Bernat: Ditto. Wife: *fingers ear* *scratches* Bernat: No offense to…3h ago3h ago
David Bernat“Um. *scratches temple* LINE!”Krugman: *laughing and crying* We’re all drunk of sad whiskey here. Bernat: *rubbing eyes in disbelief* Krugman: You only watched up…3h ago3h ago
David Bernat“Do you really understand tho?”Bernat: *fuming irate* *chin resting on fist* Buttigieg: *fuming irate* *chin resting on fist* This is really happening. Bernat: *furrows…4h ago4h ago
David Bernat“David Bernat: Folk Hero, Apparently.”Bernat: *clears throat* I *puts fist on chin* I beat Google. Pichai: Yes. Wife: *enters* I HAVE THE BEST NEWS! Bernat: *clears throat* But…5h ago5h ago
David Bernat“The Senate, Part I”Bernat: Hey. You won your Senate races. Wife: I am not running for the Senate. Bernat: You know what I mean. Starlight: Editors Note. One…7h ago7h ago
David Bernat“Bernat The Star.”France: Unverified! Bernat: Oh [expletive] fall off a map and bury yourself under Meta. Meta: Unverified! Krugman: *catches self vomiting*…7h ago7h ago
David Bernat“The Missing Eight Years.”Bernat: Racism? Racism died in 2004. Does nobody watch movies anymore?8h ago8h ago
David Bernat“Try To Be A Good Person.”Dowd: *glaring* Bernat: Here. *hands Dowd a spoon* Wife: *smacks spoon away, eager* There is not spoon! Bernat: No. *shakes head* We are…10h ago10h ago
David BernatBernat: *muwahahahahahaha* *lightning crashes behind him* Krugman: *chewing cud* Bernat: *raises…11:36AM November 6, 2024.12h ago12h ago
