David Bernat“Buttigieg 2024. Voting Now Open.”Buttigieg: We will destroy the Gates. Bernat: Mhmm. Biden: *licking chops* Ukraine. No. No. Israe — no. Domestic. Pandem — no. Buttigieg…Just nowJust now
David Bernat“Biden & Bernat.”Bernat: Heeeey, Buddy. Biden: *cricks neck* Bernat: Just want to let you know I learned about the Beau Foundation tie. Biden: *cricks…1h ago1h ago
David Bernat“iBM: Same New Product By Musk And Apple by Meta.”Krugman: Classy. Bernat: I had hoped so. Krugman: Indeed. LeCun: Literally this was the original plan. Yes. Bernat: Why do you still have a…5h ago5h ago
David Bernat“Starlight: The Windfall, Part II”Bernat: *chuckles* I forgot the most important part — Wife: I think you mentioned the most important part — Bernat: The part where all…10h ago10h ago
David Bernat“Starlight: The Windfall.”Krugman: *frowns* I can read. Buttigieg: *frowns* They could have taught me this. In 2017. Krugman: *frowns* Before you ran for President…10h ago10h ago
David Bernat“How Badly Israel Can Fuck The U.S.”Bernat: Which ones of you took my screenshots and contacted the hirers? Graham: Does it matter anymore. Musk: We are so fucked.12h ago12h ago
David Bernat“The Fear Of 2018.”Bernat: Landmines. Biden: Yeah. Bernat: Beth said no. Biden: Yeah. Curtiss Wright. Bernat: Two hundred thousand dollars could have…12h ago12h ago
David Bernat“Maybe I Have A Futures In This.”DoD: It would be neat. Bernat: All those winter days playing guitar in Brooklyn. Pentagon: You had just met that woman — what was her…19h ago19h ago
David Bernat“We Are Not Going Back.”Larson: *screaming* IMPOSSIBLE! Bernat: I hope you enjoyed selling your psychology data to China for Mark. Harris: What? Bernat: I hope…20h ago20h ago
David Bernat“The Caverns of Gadot.”Larson: I could if I wanted to — Bernat: I have three sets of nuclear-enabled missiles in a three-way. Larson: My way sounds more fun…20h ago20h ago
