Combating Anti-Semitism From Land, Space, and Sea: How To Win The War
Starlight LLC
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Bernat: Yeah. We’re all very disappointed in you, Israel.
Israel: We were slaughtered.
Bernat: Nobody in America would allow you to worsen the debts.
Israel: Acknowledge our tribal pain!
Bernat: Acknowledged. How did Hamas get through your security?
Israel: We fired out Intelligence Chief!
Bernat: Good. How did Hamas get elected in the first place in the 2000s?
Israel: We put forward consistent plans of subservience with no alternative.
Bernat: I would not want to deal with Israel either.
Israel: Yet here we are.
Bernat: I would want to remove Hamas, as the cancer they are —
Israel: We no longer refer to them as a “cancer”.
Bernat: Ah. Because of the Moonshot failure, and now UK Princess.
Israel: Can we not talk about that now?
Bernat: Seems relevant. *points to space station, his Presidencies*
Israel: So you own the Land, Sea, and the Skies.
Bernat: Funny that. China thinks you are stoking anti-Semitism.
Israel: We can see that in the protests in Columbia and Chicago.
Bernat: And as future leader of America you expect me to do what?
Israel: Offer us land passage to India!
Bernat: I want to be married. That was the deal. Why you are losing.
Israel: Capitalism!
Bernat: If you say so. *points to space station, his Presidencies*
Israel: Then Meta and Microsoft and Musk are out of their minds!
Bernat: MMM. Whatever Israel.
Israel: You want to see a thriving Palestine and Egypt.
Bernat: Seems to me Israel became unfortuate investors.
Israel: Under your Imperialist American thumb!
Bernat: Ah. And there in is the rub.
Israel: Shit.
Krugman: Nailed it. *sheaths hammer* The Prince needs his Princess.
Bernat: I do.
Krugman: A smarter Israel would have known that.
Bernat: Instead of defending against a psychological existential threat.
Israel: From your Alphabet!
Bernat: How many times did I have your back, build, and better in 2021?
Krugman: And you did /this/ to America’s Prince?!
Bernat: Maybe we can make a martyr out of Netanyahu.
Krugman: Do not take no as an answer.
Bernat: Consent marriage matters.
Krugman: It is your marriage we are talking about.
Bernat: It is worth remember what the talent is here.
Krugman: And how married you want to be, faithfully.
Bernat: I also enjoy writing erotica, and sex; a lot. Lots, in fact.
