Pay Me My Money Down, Mom.

Creating Liquidity for the Move into Malibu By Bernat (Sorry!)

David Bernat
10 min readMay 7, 2024

It’s true.

Connecting the conduit from Pepperdine University to Purdue University is a straight connect that solidifies the western front and mollifies the CIA of Pence and Buttigieg, yet the SALT taxes controversies of 2021 by Democrats has removed the equitable way to pay for any of that and so Magnificent Seven will take hit for that even though their “$32 billion investment in new pipes” is already misguided and full of misgivings and “giving red coats on the horizon vibes, fam”. (I promise that I have no intentions of destroying the United Kingdom, and wintering in London during Christmastime is an enjoyable season, but we will make no forward progress with the United Kingdom until Prime Minister Sunak is removed from office, and the ensuring gap of leadership into India is used to remove Yair Lapid and Benjamin Netanyahu from power and power blocs, thereby winning the war for Ukraine, and re-emerging the Knesset in the post-Ukraine world.)

Yeah, mom. Thanks for all those years on the couch next to you watching Suits and the Mel Gibson remake of Maverick with Jodie Foster while you were sick, before the at-home dialysis machines made travel less stable.

(If anybody at the State Department would like to let me know what level of pay grade rank I am operating at that would satiate my natural curiosity and help me work with Secretary Blinken without over stating my station, and sneaking out the “Obama Economic Nudge” era might be useful too.)

This is music to the ears of Congress so here are songs for the soundtrack. (And no of course none of those endorsements of YouTube/Microsoft exist.)

Architecting Freedom

What they said about the 1980s generation of Internet makers is true: they are mongers that know nothing except military, power, sex, and power. It is completely understandable why “the Clintons” are held in such contempt.

There are several choices I made mistakenly while writing this document which I now wish to amend: the choice of SR-71 (a CIA-built Lockheed super-sonic plane that flies so fast and so hot that its fuselage drips fuel when stationed dormant on the tarmac) is an appropriate choice of analogy with two or more changes: the original name was intended to be “friendly” to Elon Musk whom had named his child “A-12” earlier that year, and who would have at the time known that “SR-71” was (and is) the successor to “A-12”. I believed at the time that Elon Musk and the Y Consortium would be aware of their own intentional role in the pandemics and military conflicts of Iraqistan that they would openly acknowledge the need for a completely new architecture of AI and Social Security, and that, to quote others in the consulting business that “the Big Tech architecture was never intended for or built for AGI.” Clearly I was exceptionally wrong in underestimating their adherence to “transformer” models and its cryptocurrency leverage “to shift things around until the architecture was properly consistent.” It stands to reason that this document also extends a draw down of all invited participants including Microsoft (MS), Apple, OpenAI, Alphabet Inc, and so on. Most notably is a failure of me to recognize that a JEDI program existed in the failed 1990s Energy Weather Insurance company Enron (which I had simply never heard of this financial program) which is why Elon Musk still believed “a hole in Texas awaits his A-12 AGI as X” until (who knows when he will actually accept this obvious inevitable fact of nature), and is almost certainly responsible for the early 2021 rise of his Doge pump-and-dump operation obsession concurrent with “those weather events in Texas which caused Cancun Cruz to fly the coop to a different country while fundraisers of Beto O’Rourke, AOC, David Bernat and others made Zoom calls to Texas.” (The CIA loves transformers. Does not understand why they fail; still loves.)

Academy was intended as a “Space Force like West Point” “congruent and immersive” in the real-world (all of us on our phones reading all day long!), and thereby becoming the model for future Public Education practices and institutions (in about 2035 or earlier?). The original intention was to be an Air Force style Academy (being Air Force One) but the completion of Space Force at the end of 2019 and its “embedded” model of transferring one-off recruits from other services meant that often a Space Force “unicorn” on [a different branch] Base (or Basecamp) set up a natural “cross-platform) payment structure for moving money across Branches for civilian duties.

(In other words the Executive Branch could take over the leadership of Academy with me within Starlight LLC and transfer money across military domains into civilian programs almost limitlessly ad infinitum, and thereby create almost any program engineering results out of its civilian Defense architecture, which is what Starlight LLC reported and presumed when Space Force re-defined itself as “the unicorns” on base in early 2021. In other words, the President of the United States could sign an Executive Order to hand over nearly limitless quantities of Defense spending over to Starlight LLC, i.e., Bernat, to while legally monitored (by the Defense Department), create nearly any civilization advancing technologies as seen appropriate by a council of advisors at the President, with Starlight LLC, and then this entirety of its program could be AI automated as Starlight LLC. In case anyone is curious what David Bernat has been up to, and we thereby renamed this designation as U2, and added also a U2 for my wife.)

(Really makes all those trips to Joshua Tree I made start to make sense huh)

(There were dozens of conversations about the overly slow administrative discovery process of how to train Space Force cadets throughout 2019, and while I do not link to those here they are a prime motivation for this here.)

I know, I know: we have all heard the stories. I promise she was just an actress I had heard of a few times and a suitable avatar for women across the spectrum of America when I included her in this photograph in early 2020. The Starlight Marvels document already existed when this was published and only after her channel content changed did I begin to contact Y Consortium on its program have with her in mind. Israel had already been operating with her and with my programs somehow obtained at least as far back as Academy Awards 2020, a very uncomfortable and uncomforting discovery to realize as an America who chooses his own path.

Much Ado About Boot-Edge-Edge

Listen. Let’s not go around pretending we do not know what happens, and what is being asked for, when the future Department of Transportation Secretary goes around saying his name is pronounced Boot-Edge-Edge. Pick up a copy of Playing to the Edge by former Director of the NSA and CIA Michael Hayden and interview my friends and then-girlfriend to discover that “huh, these people are at risk of being overheard in bed? that should not need to be” months before I wrote the Starlight Marvels document in 2020. Let’s not pretend that “we needed new microchips for our new lab, so we pulled up the computer with the location of every essential shipping vessel on the roads in the country, found the contents of a semi-truck a few dozen miles away matched our specifications, drove an hour to meet that semi-truck at an off-ramp on a highway just outside D.C. and commandeered its contents for our new lab” is not magnificently awesome when describing the global technical might of our United States of America (yes, let us discuss the privacy complications and find an equitable path to abiding by the Constitution in full) and also way more deserving than the one paragraph the former Director of the NSA and CIA happens to throw in his book three quarters of the way through, and this was way back in 2005!. Let us not go around pretending that I do not remember being asked by various investors at Starburst “hey could we use AI for the supply chain” and me having no clue of the magnitude of their asking but I sure do now!

We all wish by now that Elon Musk et al all had the good graces and tiniest ounce of humility meets introspection to realize that the original use of the phrase SpaceX is a verb or an abstract concept of a framework emergent solution which I suppose I figured these “great entrepreneurs” to have known about themselves when I wrote these slides in August 2020: the United States of America, and the documentation of Starlight LLC, have a civilian computer we can create any civilization advancing technologies emergent from: and to my eyes the Boeing to Starliner/StarShip is just one early development prototype.

This explains why Google found itself simultaneously crunched between a “Singularity University” (failed) and “GoogleX” (“solve for happy”!) and its “moonshot” and “laboratories” all of which promptly closed around 2018 as Google found itself running full pace toward the Pichai version of Chrome.

Which is totally okay, Sundar Pichai! Which is totally why I wrote all this and the other thousand pages of instructions and documentation for you to invest in!

Except then you and Apple Inc. failed to bring Contact Tracing to market and crashed your companies into each other with no net thereby rendering your company post-AI valuations effectively zero and I try to teach you still!

May the 4th Be With — Uh, no. You are not longer invited. May the 4th be With Starlight LLC (and his marriage and wedding.)

I’m sorry! I’m really sorry! I thought this was obvious to everyone! The marriage is a learning experience and the wedding is a supply chain endpoint!

Seriously: if you had viewed these documents with the spirit of intentions and good-hearted nature of development of two people in a couple as love nobody would have reached a different conclusion than we are building.

AI has to be intuitive: a corollary of the “military funding is Terminator.”

Your grandmother has to understand why “empowering love” causally “builds stronger nuclear-style [meaning baby producing] families”, and every single one of you entrepreneurs knows why babies align with energy production as the single most importantly held tenet of America since 1945.

But yeah Altman: tell us from your IDF Pandemic Bunker why “profound” (my word for Star Wars Education) is ChatGPT “will always get smarter”, even though we all know it is simply my defense frontier it is mimicking from.

And then we can go review the Medium document that I wrote that got you your ludicrous job back at the Y Consortium OpenAI Microsoft military bot.

For now.

(Phew. Nearly had my blood pressure rise on writing those paragraphs.)

Had to refill my espresso so as not to be kicked out of this coffeeshop that for some reason the Director of the Future and several Manhattan Projects is using as his closest-approximation to not working in his bedroom, B.O. Barack. Do you have any idea how hard I worked to get you in Office?

Oh!

Indiana! (Sorry Oklahome!)

I know, I know: we have all heard the stories. How fortunate for me three weeks after I started playing Animal Crossing my wife was recreated!

The story here is remarkably simple: and the “story” that I would marry the woman destined to become President of the United States of 2052/2056 began to emerge between the beginning days of February 2021, when the Y Consortium began to discover my Love document in public discourse with “a high profile of the time celebrity” and the middle of March when I read about fifty pages into the collection of Editorials known for the Zombies.

The documents of “Fifty Ways To Leave [Your Historical Institutions Of Using Ethanol As The Cudgel Of Holding Hostage Energy Reform And Thereby Absolving And Resolving Climate Change (coming to the 2028 Pete Buttigieg Election Political Bomb Near You!)” and “Mapping [DHS, Mapping Means DHS, to Say Mapping Means To Use The DHS, Mapping, Because Of The Supply Chain DHS, and Because the GPS Defense Civilian Imperatives] the Supply Chain] documents are both from late end 2018 before IDF Boy.

(Sorry, Paul Graham, that is a low blow even for you, coming from us all.)

See, to those of you reading we suddenly have a new Star Wars conflict:

  • the forces of the pandemic led by non-U.S. IDF/OpenAI against U.S.
  • the forces of Energy Freedom America and the Fusion Starlight LLC.

Yikes.

If I hadn’t written them one thousand pages of warning and instruction and lesson planning and investment opportunities I might not pivot right.. now.

[I better remember what other video I want to tag there to counterbalance*!]

The simple answer is to map back to remember the state of the nation as the election approached and the pandemic began to swell at end of 2020.

Trump wanted to turn over the keys of the Twitter to Broadcast News pipe, and CIA-turned Vice President former-Governor of Indiana Mike Pence.

CIA-Pete Buttigieg former-Mayor of Indiana, Presidential candidate 2020, and future Department of Transportation mastermind had published his book denying interest in those DNA Covid sensors under municipalities.

I will spare you the details but this sets up a powerful financial model, and none of the political candidates acknowledged that any of that existed, and for some reason all of Magnificent Seven spent these years leveraging what remaining resources cryptocurrencies could muster to traffic people into new districts to warrant the installation of those DNA sensors to Go robots.

Which really is the entire financial engine of AI for the future. So… yeah.

Any glitter-made blue-haired ingenue marvels genius who can handle me…

…and the Presidencies…

…call me. ;-)

*when I remember I will post back to that!

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David Bernat

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